Let's play a game of round robin to make short story.  You have to post a short paragraph continuing the story from the post above you.

Your loving grand mother asks you to coming over to her room. She wants to show you something. You got to her and look at her. Yes, granny? You ask her. She points to something on the floor and says, You see that half dead pigeon twitching in a pool of blood on the floor? That's your Christmas dinner that is!